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jenzoospickles replied to your post: two of my friends are arguing over whether Lady…

i was being interviewed to join a fake sorority and they asked me if i preferred lady gaga or ke$ha and then i knew i didn’t want to be a part of it. the end.

two of my friends are arguing over whether Lady Gaga is better than Britany Spears or not and it’s so funny because they don’t understand how none of it matters at all.

I just realized this is one of the last nights I live with my roommate for the rest of my life I’m going to miss him so much god I love him.

I just realized this is one of the last nights I live with my roommate for the rest of my life I’m going to miss him so much god I love him.

deep conversations more like gay

fuck you

fuck you

“Seriously?”



she whispered to herself as another limb was ripped off her body.

“Seriously?”

these people are smoking weed right beneath my dorm don’t know who they are but I just hear “pass the weed” hmmmmmmmm

these people are smoking weed right beneath my dorm don’t know who they are but I just hear “pass the weed” hmmmmmmmm

fetusparty:

why was your bucket on top of our door?

why was you door under my bucket?

omg

omg

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This happened once:

  • Teacher was talking about Jewish Shakespeare characters
  • I sneezed
  • Everyone stared at me
  • Told the class I was allergic to Jews